1. How old were you in 1980?

 Not yet born
 Under 10
 11-16
 17-25
 Over 25

2. What would you be doing on a typical Saturday afternoon?

 Watching sports on TV
 Reading quietly in my room
 Walking in the woods, contemplating nature
 Working at my dead-end job
 Jogging

3. How do you feel about relationships?

 I can only date people who have the same ideologies as I have
 Most of mine have ended badly
 I take whatever I can get
 I like a little pain along with my pleasure.
 You might say that I flee when faced with commitment

4. What should the U.S. do in Afghanistan?

 Hang tough and finish what we started
 Smack ’em down if they won’t listen to reason
 Try harder to get our allies to pitch in
 Get out now!

5. Who is your all-time favorite athlete?

 Joe Namath
 Billie Jean King
 Jackie Robinson
 Arnold Palmer
 Jesse Owens